Mr. Jahn's Superhero - Intro

My super-hero is Mr K. He's famous for his kitchen stories, and thus nicknamed Mr K. This guy, like me, is just pathetic in the kitchen. Mr K. botches even the simplest tasks. One day he was asked to cook a frozen pizza in the oven and he locks the oven door, just like he locks the dishwasher. Little did he realize that on an oven this lever is actually the oven-cleaning mode, and he nuked the pizza beyond recognition. The next time he went to cook a pizza in the oven he pre-heated it to 425, stuffed in the pizza, and proceeded to set the timer for 20 minutes. However, little did he realize that the 'Timer' and 'Pre-heat' button are right next to each other and he accidently turned the oven OFF and the pizza was barely warm when the timer went off 20 minutes later. Many more Mr K. stories to follow. Wait until you hear about his campsite cooking stories.