Ms. McLean and Liam's Superhero!! Episode #1

The Great American Red, White, and Blue Superhero . . . CAPTAIN MAILBOX!
Episode One

"Watch out for the sun mail, you sick twisted Mr. No Postage!" Captain Mailbox opened his letter slot and sun mail shot towards Mr. No Postage who ran screaming with all his might. Which wasn't much. How far can one evildoer go without a stamp? Our Great American Red, White, and Blue Superhero smiled as he stamped out the glowing embers that were once his nemesis.

By Heather McLean and Liam Sharp

Sal attacks episode #3

Little did Sponge Man know just what no good Sal was up to. Early that morning he cleverly made his way through a back entrance and hid in a closet waiting for the food to put put on display. The Great Wall is a popular place and he knew he could make many people very ill in very short order.

As the workers brought the food out, Sal waited until they went back in the kitchen before he sprang into action. While they were away he would run out and run his slimy hands through the delicious looking deep fried shrimp, run his tongue along oysters and the clams and rush back to his closet each time he heard the kitchen door open. This continued for some time before they had all the food out ready for consumption.

Very soon the line started to form for the lunch time crowd. Little did they know what was waiting for them. The bacteria had been fermenting for several hours and was ready to make people very sick. At 11:00 the doors opened and the patrons quickly started to fill their plates... stay tuned!

Mr. Jahn's Superhero - Intro

My super-hero is Mr K. He's famous for his kitchen stories, and thus nicknamed Mr K. This guy, like me, is just pathetic in the kitchen. Mr K. botches even the simplest tasks. One day he was asked to cook a frozen pizza in the oven and he locks the oven door, just like he locks the dishwasher. Little did he realize that on an oven this lever is actually the oven-cleaning mode, and he nuked the pizza beyond recognition. The next time he went to cook a pizza in the oven he pre-heated it to 425, stuffed in the pizza, and proceeded to set the timer for 20 minutes. However, little did he realize that the 'Timer' and 'Pre-heat' button are right next to each other and he accidently turned the oven OFF and the pizza was barely warm when the timer went off 20 minutes later. Many more Mr K. stories to follow. Wait until you hear about his campsite cooking stories.